poingadoing

when your having sex with an ugly bitch and your boner goes away during the process of intercourse

my thought: dam this bitch ugly...o shit my boner goin away
ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!

by keetchy coo October 24, 2008

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Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

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Pokin token

when you want to cash in a brokin sex braclet

Do you want to cash in that pokin token yet?

by the man, the king, the Marshal February 12, 2010

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Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

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Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

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