Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Pinkerton

The act of putting a 1 finger in the "Pink" (Vagina) and the other in the "Stink" (Butthole)

I gave Sam the pinkerton last night.

by Adam Maxwell November 17, 2022

winder-pinder

1. A polite term for a fart used with children.
2. To fart (polite).

Hey Daniel, was that I winder-pinder I heard? You're off to timeout mister.

by Benjam January 31, 2007

taint-painter

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

pitter

(verb) To argue, banter, or talk about something.

"You two pitter more about the game than actually playing it!"

by Rikua Anata October 11, 2006

pintresting

When your on Pintrest and find something very interesting

This new photo is very pintresting indeed

by ThisGuy87 December 7, 2011