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Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010
"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023
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Pressed

Getting bitched by someone that you can’t bitch back
Damn Eyaal just pressed Jacob

Oh snap did you see E Money press Seigle
by HyperSword15 June 8, 2018
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True but possibly deceptive. An exaggeration that is not a lie. Seeing something in the best possible light.

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Tapinel Pessi

An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal
Tapinel pessi scored 2 tapins today
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pressed up

2 people, mainly a dude and a chix, pressed tight against one another in a way that their hotspots (genitals) are makin' contact. This usually happens during intimate kissing and hugging. It can be standing up or sitting or laying down but is usually with clothes still on. Not dryhumping, just as it says, "Pressed up"
dude: damn we got all pressed up 2day, that wuz hawt
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Clean and Press Cumshot

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.
Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”
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Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.
Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"
by Sutr December 10, 2021
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