by CommanderCutie May 3, 2009
Get the Pervette mug.one who spends most of his time in his room at his coputer looking at porn and jcking off. his only source of action from another human is usually sluts who only do them cause they have no morals.
Perve: hey can i touch your boobs
Girl:who the fuck are you
Perve:i'm arnold and your hot.
Girl:SLAP. fuckin perve. go jack off.
Perve:(as she walks away)but i already did that today.
Girl:who the fuck are you
Perve:i'm arnold and your hot.
Girl:SLAP. fuckin perve. go jack off.
Perve:(as she walks away)but i already did that today.
by orange March 13, 2005
Get the pervert mug.A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
Get the Pervert's Cramp mug.A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013
Get the Pervert mug.A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.
dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."
by Kirby33 August 26, 2006
Get the perverted mug.1. A person who shamelessly tells lies on tele.
2. A person who jerks off on national TV and the people still appreciate him for that.
2. A person who jerks off on national TV and the people still appreciate him for that.
by Arslan Ahmed February 26, 2008
Get the pervez mug.(n.) perverted survey; a series of questions often asked of tender females on the internet by older disgusting males
Like, I was on MSN Messenger and like, this old guy kept asking me questions. Like, have I ever slept with my best friends and stuff. I told him ewww gross and I refuse to continue with his pervey.
by D-Hock January 14, 2008
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