parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.

"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

parker.

1)A.k.a satan incarnate
2)a badass that knows more ways to kill you then any karate master.
3)a medievil weapons master that would make Luke skywalker look like a little baby with light stick.

Dude, Parker just f***** that guy up...

by Memnon May 2, 2005

peeker

The observation of a girl's underwear, hopefully a thong, stickin out of their pants. If it's in the back, we call 'er the regular 'peeker.' For the front, see frontal peeker

"Ooo shit man...look! look! look!...she's peekin"
"Wait for it....wait for it....PEEKER!"
"We got a lil' peekpeek I see"

R: "Any good peekers today?"
T: "Holy shit man...Sam Stickels..."

by mellin December 28, 2005

Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

peckerbutt

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

by etan February 8, 2006

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017