Pretzels

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix

Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.

by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

Pretzel

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

by RaVNzCRoFT December 24, 2008

peltzer

a person who gets their highschool football number tattooed on their arm.

person 1 addressing person 2.. "Did u see that kid with the number 70 tattoed on his arm?"

person 2 replies.. "yea, hes a real peltzer"

by tj______ April 1, 2008

pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

by I won't give my name to a machine! April 1, 2005

Mount Peezy

The "local" term for the Michigan city, Mount Pleasant. Home of Central Michigan University that also occupies 5 police departments- Tribal, CMU, Isabella County, City and State. Known for "parties", few of which are any good, unless attended at Lexington. The center of Michigan, also known for its slutty college students, many of whom flunk and then begin attending Mid Michigan Community College. Most of it's youth are not actually from Mount Peezy, but rather the surrounding villages.

Douche from Oil City: Dude, I heard there's a sweetass party at Copper Beech!

Douche from Shepherd: Dude, I'm not partyin' in Mount Peezy tonight. My Tempo won't make it. Come down here, we're partyin' at Douche bag #3's pole barn!

by ClassyAnorexic January 3, 2008

mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

by arfifteen May 20, 2010

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019