parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

by benlen August 22, 2011

parsnipity

1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision

The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.

by severelyakward April 29, 2019

meanie panini

when someone is being really rude, annoying or hateful and you like Gordon Ramsey's TV shows.

OMG she is such a meanie panini

by HAleigh kearcia April 20, 2018

panini pussy

a pussy often filled with meat and/or cheese

o man that was a good panini pussy i had last night

by partypoon March 5, 2009

ParsnipHead

A person with a big head, extremely funny and normally has bumbfluff

You are a parsniphead

by Robbie W May 4, 2006

Parsnip pusher

One pushing a parsnip into the backdoor entrance.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.

...
"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."

"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."

by Hengarrrr January 9, 2013

parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

by Angelassassin March 12, 2014