War Painting

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006

finger painting

Take a shit on a guy or girls face and smear the shit around with your penis head.

Dude last night my girl was getting me pissed off so i finger painted all over her face.

by mill dew May 10, 2005

Pining

An offshoot of whining, mostly heard issuing from loudmouth office types.

Monday morning, and Stef is pining already....

by terrible Terry tate September 27, 2005

Gold panning

Getting a handful of lucky charms and picking through for the marshmallows

After Gold panning for an hour or so, I realized that all that was left in the box were the shitty brown oats.

by SCAREY February 18, 2015

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

by john kulhanek February 10, 2005

pining for the fiords

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

by Co-stanza August 17, 2010

Cade (pairing)

The pairing of Cat Valentine and Jade West on the Nickelodeon TV show Victorious. It is purely fictitious, but exists in the form of friendship.

"'Hey Jade, I really like you!' Said Cat innocently.
Jade proceeds to make out with Cat intensely. For several minutes."
Me: Bleh, this is awful Cade (pairing) fanfiction.

by darkshadows1234567890 August 1, 2012