pumper

someone who loves to pump their penis into a tight pussy

I am a pumper

by PumpMasterCunty April 8, 2003

Reverberating Penal Pumper

A Reverberating Penal Pumper is a person who with no dought is the dumbest and has the smallest penis then anyone that you may know. They are annoying and most of the time only talk about guys so most likely gay. And or listens to Rap Music. Simptoms may include...

Faggoty remarks like, "NO GUYS!" or, "SUCK MY PRETTY LITTLE DICK!" and "SHUT UP! I'M GONNA GO LOOK UP PORN!"

Repeating quotes from movies, Video games, Lame song lyrics, or Television...
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." or, "FoRizzle My BiDizzle my Shizzle!" and, "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" but of course, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Troy: Hey Ryan, you know you're a faggot, right?
Ryan: Suck my pretty little Dick!
Troy: HaHaHaHa...You're nothing but a Reverberating Penal Pumper!
Ryan: Shut Up! I'm gonna go look up porn!

by Troy Forster July 2, 2008

Double Pumper

During intercourse, when a man is ready to cum, he thrusts his cock deep inside the woman and holds it there while he cums, not moving. As soon as he is done, he continues pumping and his cock spasms a second time.

Last night, when John was having sex with his wife, he held his cock still when he came. As soon as the jism stopped, he continued pumping with his cock spasming again, doing a double pumper.

by Itsjustsillyoleus February 8, 2009

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

Pumped Up Kicks

To run super fast from danger or harm in tennis shoes, mostly worn by indie/scene kids in modern day's time. ;)

Also a great song by a GREAT band: Foster the People!! :D

Person 1: I'ma bring a gun to school and shoot up all y'all niggas!!

Nigga 1: Oh shit!! that nigga's gotta gun!!

Nigga 2: All y'all bitches bettah run!! Run hoes, run!!

Nigga 3: I got my 'pumped up kicks' on so i'ma be outta here before all these other niggas!! See ya!! :D

by Rob (Girl) January 11, 2012

pumpernickle

A nick name of Brian Pumper. A world Class Porn actor and part of the elite pornstars. In other word PUMPMANICKLE!
SEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

"Yo Check Out pumpernickle poundin that bitches ass nicely Dog" Blaze up that chronic Pumpanickle!SEEEEEENNN!!!

by Chris February 1, 2005

Pumpelly

Gay man mascaraing as a happily married man.

That guy's such a pumpelly, I bet his wife doesn't even realize he's gay.

by Geoffry Allen January 7, 2009