ankle polisher

A cat, especially a friendly one.

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.

by mwalimu February 26, 2008

polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

Polish Catapult

An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.

I can't wait to give Andrew a Polish Catapult later!

by FettFan August 10, 2022

polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

peep polish

When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.

"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."

by redsoles May 8, 2010

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014