sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

plumper

A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.

That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.

by fat lover August 19, 2007

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

A plummer

when a person bends over and the crack of thier ass is visible over the back of thier pants , it is said to be a plummer

man , tha t fat guy needs a belt, whenever he bends down he treats us to a plummer

by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006

plumper

1. A partial boner.
2. A slight erection in which the cock becomes plump, as like a boiled hot dog.

"Women claim this state to be the best feeling in their mouths."

"A bit on the chewy side is always good!"

"Hey how about a hot dog Collin...."
"No thanks Scott gave me a plumper a little while ago."

by Tthe Authority December 4, 2007

Plummers Boob

Plummers boob is when a girls boobs are squeezed togther and there cleavage makes it look like a Plummers butt crack.

Dang that girl has a bad case a Plummers boob.

by Mustache Moses November 16, 2012

The Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty conditions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, passing out on her back, therefore loosening her up to accept a dirty, soupy, stink-fest of a cock into her mouth as if snaking a toilet to clear a clogged drain.

That whore over there has done 15 shots already, I bet she’s about ready for the Dirty Plummer.

by Mr. Fuckemyung April 8, 2011