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Beckham (UK only)

Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!
by scrEEmur November 29, 2003
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It's only fair

Something you say to comfirm two completly unfair things as fair.
He stomped on my toe so i kicked him in the nuts, it's only fair.
by WhAcK mAsTeR November 23, 2009
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Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt
Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007
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Only on Wednesdays

The Term became popular in United States by a random kid saying it. Only on Wednesdays means that it only happens on Wednesdays.
Guy 1 "Your Gay"
Guy 2 "I'm gay only on Wednesdays"
by OnlyOnWednesdays November 13, 2012
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Only in Ohio

The meaning "only in Ohio" means that a specific type of thing only occurs in Ohio.
Something abnormal that would only be believed to occur in Ohio
"Only in Ohio" would there be a cat like that
by Ohio slang November 7, 2022
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Only Child Syndrome

A terrible disease that typically effects only-children, but can occasionally strike people with siblings. It may also effect children whose parents divorce.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.
Example 1: Man, that girl is such a bitch- she wouldn't even spare a square! She has the worst case of only child syndrome I've ever seen!

Example 2: My boss has the worst case of only child syndrome ever! Every time I do something good he finds a way to slam me down just so he can feel better about himself.
by Andy Locoweed July 28, 2008
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Only a spoonfull

funny vine

When you ask your friend for some icecream and he says "Only a spoonfull" he expects you take a spoon the size of a average spoon. Except is it your turn to bamboozle him with taking a abnormaly large spoon and eating all his beloved icecream. Quite a nasty trick!
Person 1: Can i get some icecream?

Person 2: Only a spoonfull man.

Person 1: (taking a abnormaly large spoon from behind its back and making a funny face)

Person 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!
by snakebro04 April 22, 2020
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