sonic origins

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.

He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

pulled an originals

Pulled an originals is when a show says that the show will end after that season (ex. Season 5) then they come back and make another season (ex. Season 6).

Bob: yo, can you believe that (shows name) pulled an originals
Joyce: I know they said it was the last season

by Ryannbaptist September 2, 2019

one of the originals

a weird/embarrassing video (most of the time, a tiktok) that people end up mocking in the future and making comedic videos imitating it.

person 1: this is one of the originals
person 2: oh yeah, I've seen the other videos of this

by CheeseLover666 May 8, 2021

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

Kbizzle and the original zangsta

The dopest underground hip hop duo of all time. They only released 1 single in their incredible career, their song, “come on everybody let’s get hip retarded”, was one of the most influential diss tracks ever. Their targets consisted of E-Z, A-K, and that bitch Toma, all of whom attended Knox college, and all of whom were literally destroyed by the lyrical acrobatics that were thrust upon them by the duo. It still remains a mystery as to who Kbizzle and the original zangsta actually are, but their influence upon the rap game is truly limitless, and their influence on some of the legendary rappers throughout the history of rap is undeniable. Finding a copy of this song is nearly impossible as the two remained true to themselves by only releasing a very limited copies of their masterpiece on CD, and never uploaded it onto the World Wide Web, as they wanted their music to remain real, and griddy, which meant only releasing it directly to, and actually out on, the streets. They were quoted as stating, “our music belongs out on the streets and in the hoods with our people. It doesn’t deserve to be floating around some kind of imaginary cloud, or whatever, where any little, living in their parents basement, teeny bopper lookin little kid from the suburbs would be able to download it.” Kbizzle and the original zangsta, although their identities may never truly be known, made music for, about, and by the streets. They didn’t care about fame or money like these new rappers.

“Bro Kbizzle and the original zangsta were the best rap duo ever! This new rap just isn’t authentic anymore. I mean you got these supposed “straight up thug, killer type, gangster rappers” doing songs with Taylor Swift’s old whipping boy, Ed Sheeran.”

“I know right?! There just aren’t any more real gangster rappers that are actually true to the streets these days. There most definitely isn’t another Kbizzle and original zangsta coming up in the game. We all knew we probably wouldn’t ever get to hear legends of that caliber again though… man I miss that true talent like that, but thank god we did get to experience it!”

by KBeasy21 February 5, 2023

origibility

Someone attractive enough to be considered eligible for an orgy.

That handsome man is a good example of someone with great origibility

by chandler.inc December 19, 2014