Morning Loose

The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.

When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.

"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"

Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"

by StupidPeanut May 27, 2010

Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs

loose change isa video not coins

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

get loose

getting nasty and doing anything sexual

yo mama get loose for a dub

by ezzy22 May 7, 2010

Moving loose

When someone is doing something out of the ordinary

Person - “I’m watching how toothbrushes are made. Ever since I got my electric one i can’t stop thinking about it” Friend - “You’re moving loose”

by Thatguymaking July 2, 2019

loose in the loafers

adj. for a homosexual male

I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers

by dawn June 15, 2002

Loose McGoose

A dirty, slutty, whore of a woman. Loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used vagina.

(At your friend's wedding, a hot, yet obviously slutty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)

Kai: Yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
Drew: With the brown hair? You mean Jessica. I know her from college.
Kai: Oh... Is she Loose McGoose?
Drew: I mean, she's been known to suck a dick or four...

by K. Magnus November 30, 2011