the octopus

When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.

OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-

by GeoNips April 11, 2014

octopussy

bitches that talk shit behind yo back but dont say shit to yo face

little girls and people named kaleb and sean are examples of an octopussy.

by the infamous matt grover March 23, 2008

Octopussing

When 8 guys shove their dicks into one girl at the same time

I was octopussing this girl with my buddies last night and her vag ripped open.

by DonaldTrump June 30, 2015

Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.

Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.

by Dick Dodge September 20, 2008

octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata January 5, 2009

octopussy

The squishy things on pencils , otherwise known as "grips"

OMG Ellen has a pink "octopussy"

Awe. I don't have an "octopussy"

Don't worry, you can get one at the school store! Their only 25 cents!

by enilorac34 June 11, 2011

Octopussy

A vagina that has suction.

That octopussy is like a vacumm

by [e-mail] May 4, 2014