Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

Flag

Get the Nonesense mug.

g note

a way of spreading depression amongst all fellow emos.Commonly used by sadistic friends and/or enemies to destroy the mental well-being of their fellow earth companions.The g note shall only be used in special cases if one is willing to be brutally murdered by said emos.

"hey,i just found this cool song do you wanna hear it?"
"sure!"
G NOTE PLAYS
Emo starts sobbing uncontrollably,smudging their eyeliner.
"whats wrong?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE!"

by the superior cement April 17, 2019

Flag

Get the g note mug.

Death Note

Death Note is A fantabulous manga series about Light Yagami, a seventeen year old high school student in Japan. He finds a death note, dropped by Ryuk the shinigami, and proceeds to use it to rid the world of evil.
The way a death note works is that you write a name down in it and...they die. You have to know their name and face. If you don't specify a cause and a time, they'll die in 30 seconds of a heart attack. Light kills off the world's nastiest, most wanted criminals, thinking he's doing good.
However, his plans may be foiled by the mysterious "L", who works together with the police and the FBI to track down "Kira", the name that people all over the world use to refer to him.

This awesome series is also an anime, and is a movie in Japan. It will soon be a movie in America as well, starring...**gag**...Zac Efron.

Kira: BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL RID TEH WORLD OF TEH EVILZ USING MEH DEATH NOTE!!
L: Not on my watch, jerk!
Ryuk: Heh. Heh. Humans are fun...
Near: TOYS!~

by iwant4piez June 7, 2009

Flag

Get the Death Note mug.

NOES

What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE

by Mulciber July 23, 2003

Flag

Get the NOES mug.

notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

by thejamdude January 6, 2006

Flag