uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 08, 2004

Chalk Eating

Used to describe someone learning facts or gathering information.

Example 1: I've done chalk eating for hours in prepartion for the exam.
Example 2: You're giving me so much chalk to eat, slow down.

by ChalkEater1000 August 12, 2024

Chalk yo dick

To scrape someone's penis on concrete in broad daylight.

"You know what? I'm gonna Chalk yo dick bruh." "bro got chalk dick yo." "Bro got Chalk in his dick!"

by 444 Meatball Time April 02, 2024

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023

Chalked up

Chalked up is a term used to say that one is higher than shit on cocaine

Benny: Are you chalked up again man
Alex: Hell yeah nigga

by Luky tagga March 02, 2020

chalked up

chalked up

person 1: "my dog died"

person 2: "oh, u must be real chalked up then?"

person 1: "what??"

by menliker5000 December 29, 2022

Chalked up

A term used for any occasion at anytime

Something exciting is happening

“Bro im chalked up”
Your being stabbed
“Bro Im chalked up right now”
You die, your whole family is there at your funeral

“Bro I miss him but I’m hella chalked up right now”

by MarshyKat October 14, 2022