simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

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Safe Farm

A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.

** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)

''Like A good Nigga, Safe Farm is there''

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 26, 2023

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safe sax

Safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. It is tolerable, bland, and won't stimulate any dirty thoughts.

Because of the kids we listen to safe sax on the adult contemporary channel.

by Chris0101 March 24, 2013

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Safe spacer

A person that believes in creating safe spaces for people to go to when words hurt. Normally found at student union desks.

Whilst in class today someone assumed my gender . luckily the su president is a safe spacer so I had somewhere to go

by JJnot September 17, 2016

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Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

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