Feeble Minded

an idiot who can't comprehend something because their brain capacity is so small.
Kid 1: This kid can't even understand the cow jumped over the moon.

Kid 2: Yeah I know, he's so feeble minded.

Kid 1: fucking idiot!
by toker123 April 19, 2009
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mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.
Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.
by Dan Devine March 04, 2005
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mind job

When one's mind is blown.
Instead of, "That blows my mind," You say, "You just gave me a mind job."

Also known as an MJ
Someone tells a wild story, you say: "You just gave me the best mind job. Nice work."
by mindblower March 02, 2008
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Mind Haxorz

A real Yu-Gi-Oh card widely thought by non-players to be a "photoshopped" or spoofed card. The card allows a player to : "Pay 500 Life Points. Look at your opponents hand and all Set cards on his/her side of the field."
Player 1 : "I play trap card Mind Haxorz."

Player 2 : "lol whatever thats not a real card"

Player 1: "Ya it is n00b"

Player 2 : Fux! Oh wait I have Jinzo on the field n00b"

Player 1 : "Fux!"
by Kujila August 23, 2005
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Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.
A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.
by jaelee11 March 17, 2008
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Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot
Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.
by Fluffy The Rhino September 02, 2008
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Mind blown

The physiological response that gives rise to that feeling when you experience for the first time a new perspective.
"Hey man, did you know that Sumerians from ancient Mesopotamia defined zero as a placeholder to indicate the absence of a digit, for example as in "102"?

It was only the Babylonians who developed the concept that zero is a number itself that represents a quantity of nothingness, as opposed to a placeholder meant to indicate absence of a digit"

***think about it; once you get it, mind blown***
by I0V3 July 08, 2018
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