bar n' nob

the trendy way of saying barnes & noble.

Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"

Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"

by jplqn August 1, 2008

Gettin' Yo nob Polished

When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.

When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "

by PseudoNym Jackson January 31, 2009

giant limp nob

A guys worst nightmare;
His dick is unable to become erect or hard

Person A: She didn't seem to have enough fun yesterday, she kept complaining
Person B: You maybe had a giant limp nob
Person A: Fuck you,
Person B: Sure thing Gaylord,

by ThePranksterBitch November 6, 2013

hob nob

one who schmoozes but with so many people that no real connection is made

Rob was hob nobbing it all night long and everyone in the bar likes him but knows he has nothing meaningful to say.

by Dave Rey November 16, 2007

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

Box Your Nob

To have someone, female or male or otherwise, to suck on the penis, aka, your nob.

JC: Has Jasmine Boxed your Nob yet?
SK: Yeah she totally Has!
(Jezuz Cat asked if Jasmine had boxed your nob, box your nob, and she had boxed SK's Nob)

by Jezuz Cat January 5, 2009

Speed Nob

A game in which you have to draw as many penises as possible on your friends book without them noticing

Person 1: he's not looking! quickly, play Speed Nob

Person 2: ah fuck you!!

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009