Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 11, 2018

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.

A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?

by lodre December 26, 2012

Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.

"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"

by iRideDragons June 2, 2012

Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.

dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.

by superbadedgar March 20, 2011