butt ninja 

Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.

Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."

butt ninja by pokstad January 25, 2008

NinjaSpammer45 

NinjaSpammer45 known as deleting man is a moderator of a discord server also known as Disabled Football Clan (DFC)

he will delete everything that you send if you say something that he don't like he will delete it ?purge is his favourite bot command

give me freedom

give me fire
give me deleting or i retire ~ NinjaSpammer45

NinjaSpammer45 is a discord moderator for disabled Football clan

NinjaSpammer45 by unkown shush ok bruh October 11, 2021

Ninja Fog 

The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.

Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.

Ninja Fog by ZoinksS2k January 27, 2009

Ninja pooper 

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

Ninja pooper by newsvava February 21, 2009

Ninja Sack 

A prank that is pulled usually in high school by taking someone's back pack, taking everything out, turning the backpack inside out and putting the stuff back in.

Dammit! The seniors ninja sacked me again.

Ninja Sack by YarmouthClippers June 13, 2009

Ninja Drill 

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.

QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.

Ninja Drill by 007hippo September 29, 2009

ninja pizza delivery 

Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.

Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!

ninja pizza delivery by grisslebone September 13, 2011