french kiss my ass 

Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.

C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!

french kiss my ass by Prof. Dipl.-Ing. Dr. Fritz Schlong August 2, 2003

bite my ass 

Just another way tell someone to fuck off.

Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"

bite my ass by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016

on my ass 

Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.

Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.

on my ass by PG Dee (yeah that's it) December 2, 2005

on my ass 

on his nuts

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

on my ass by punkpaul October 31, 2017

negro in my ass 

a term used for when a black man unexpectedly puts his penis in your asshole.

dude, this morning i woke up with a negro in my ass. i had to pry his huge dick out of my asshole with pliers, and ther was cum everywhere.

negro in my ass by faggotlicious February 22, 2009

smack my ass like a drum 

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

smack my ass like a drum by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

stuff shit back into my ass 

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

stuff shit back into my ass by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007