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mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around
"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."
by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017
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Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
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mustard sauce

A term to identify white people who have this pale-yellowish complexion on their skin.
“HEY! That lady is a mustard sauce.”
by YOONKA July 8, 2020
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crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
by Crab masta January 2, 2017
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mustard jumper

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017
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mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
by Misfit December 18, 2003
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Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006
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