by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017
Get the mustard nipple mug.When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018
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Get the mustard sauce mug.When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
by Crab masta January 2, 2017
Get the crab mustard mug.The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017
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Get the mustard plug mug."Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006
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