Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

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Muriel

An adult person with the intelligence of child or next to none.

*micro scooter optional

Person 1- *walks into shop to get rolling papers
Person 2- "Did you get the rolling papers?"
Person 1 ".. No."
Person 2 "Uuuuughh, you're a muriel"

by NornIrishDictionry April 12, 2024

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Merrierm

Merriam-Webster with a lisp.

Merrierm isn’t right. You spelled “Merriam” wrong.

by Milo’s Papa December 24, 2024

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Murrin

A bacterial disease from not using deodorant.

My friend got a bad case of Murrin. PU, Onion boy!

by Otto Malpense February 8, 2025

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murrelle

Murrelle is a person who is a bundle of happiness and joy. They shine as bright as the sun, shining into other people's lives every day. They live for others more than they live for themselves, always pouring their hearts out to the ones they love. They will always be there for you, the most loyal friend of them all. No matter how much hardships they go through, they shall always overcome them! They live unapologetically, inspiring others around them to be confident in themselves and to not hide their true self from the world. As much as they bring happiness into other people's lives, at times, they do not feel that the same love is being given back. Their longing for love can lead them to hold on to friendships that do not bring them the happiness that once was. You are a diamond, you are a beautiful human, you are worth it! Keep living unapologetically, continuing to live as your authentic self and love life!

Murrelle is giving Qiyana!

by mingyuandwonwoo March 22, 2025

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