mary murphy

The Queen of Scream. Judge on the Fox TV show, "So You Think You Can Dance?" Well known for a wild scream every time she gets excited.

Whooooooooooo Hoooooooo! Simon, you're a wanker! - Mary Murphy

by Markus Arelius February 20, 2008

Murphy Game

When a dirty prostitute (commonly Transvestite prostitutes) takes you back to her hotel room and her/his pimp breaks into the room and pretends to rob both of you. Then an hour later the tranny meets up with her/his pimp and laughs about what they stole from you.

Tranny: "We ran the Murphy Game beautiful tonight, didn't we Leroy? Look at all this fine shit we took off that trick!!! He had no clue we were running the Murphy game on his trick ass"
Pimp AKA Leroy: "That's how we Motha Fuckin Roll !!!

by PantyBandit February 9, 2008

dropkick murphys

one of the absolute greatest punk band of all time

dropkick murphys kick ass

by becca September 14, 2003

morphine

they give it in hospitals through injection to relieve pain.
it feels soooo good but i know its addictive. the feeling is similar to heroin. the feeling is like fire rushes throughout your body and you feel real tired and you suddenly feel weak, but in a good way. you dont give a fuck about anything and you get a euphoric feeling its real fun but dont abuse it or get addicted or else your fucked

the doctor at the hospital shooted me up with morphine

by wiz khalifa 4 lyf June 6, 2010

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

wild eyes murphy

a man who does not photograph well, and looks like a crazed homeless street drinker in pictures.

'look at the state of you in that photo, you look like wild eyes murphy'

'who's that man youre with in that picture?, is it from your days working in the homeless shelter?'

'no, thats my boyfriend, he's a wild eyes murphy'

by lalalaland January 10, 2009

Morphine.py

A stupid monkey, that thinks he's hacker and cool but cant even make a website with ssl and no vulns, he calls other people clowns and skids to satisfied his sexual fantaisie's with underage boys. he acts like he's "billy big bollocks" but sucks the dick to whom ever has the most power

Friend 1 "Hey man have you seen joe latley he's been such a morphine.py"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, after he made another vuln, he's just been going downhill latley"

by MrMurphyOfficial October 11, 2020