mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 5, 2006

muggit

The person who takes the last cup of coffee from the pot, usually in a public setting (i.e. work, meetings, etc.) and fails to make another pot. Originally appeared as one of Rich Hall's Sniglets.

Who's the muggit? Dammit! Why do I always have to make another pot?

by JavaJunkie April 23, 2008

mugger

basically any unsavoury character who resembles a total fucking rapist.

"my boss came into work sporting that fucking moustache again. he looks like a total mugger."

by muggeridge January 17, 2010

muggler

A person who utilizes animal feces as lubricant for anal sex. Preferably fresh dog diarhea.

I dated a muggler once who tried to stick animal crap in my butt.

by J.M.Rock May 13, 2005

muggahuh

"muggahuh" is a random sound like buh or zuh that can mean several things, from confusion to boredom, etc...

Person 1: so wath ddi you do todya?
Person 2: muggahuh??

by One Lone Sylph August 22, 2004

mugglesmord

1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peoples from the ages of 35 to 80 come and watch their cats get drunk, and then smoke the cats jizz. ( see "famus-fatman-in-a-cat" )

1."Don't be mugglesmording while my parents are home, you'll get into much trouble."
2."Lets go down to the mugglesmord and exchange cat hormones after drugging them with pure vodka."

by Victor Sandbags January 25, 2005

Muggatron

A person is Mugatron when he/she consistently fools a the world at large into thinking they are awesome, in control, a great leader of Trons, and have a very large gun, when in fact the truth is somewhat different. He/she does infact live life carrying out outrageously strenuos activities in the hope of grabbing some ass, and is hollow inside, following only the pre-programmed basic instinct of lust.



Closely linked to the name of the Leader of the Decepticons, 'Megatron' although very different.

See also: Trons, Optimus Sub-Prime, Jizz, Optimus Secondary-Tertiary, {Chillaxatron}

1. "Hey Randaulph, take a look at that guy running after that ass. He's such a muggatron"

2. "Oh my god, I cant believe i bought all those drinks and got nothing in return. I'm such a Muggatron"

by Gaztopfunkatropolus January 9, 2009