Maffle

A word to describe massive waffle. Needed when someone says so much shit your mind is blown

That explanation was nothing but maffle.

She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....

I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle

by Richael October 23, 2012

Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021

Muffler

The process of preventing your female partners orgasmic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence muffling the moans.

- "Darling we've had noise complaints from the neighbours about your orgasmic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she'd like to do a spot of muffling?"

- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"

by Stu-muffler November 12, 2009

Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010

Miffle

A mixture of several different things, a plethora of varying items.

Jerry: Is that your art project? What the fuck is it?

Tom: Mixed media. Its sort of a miffle.

by BeatSheet January 10, 2010

Muffler

When a girl sits on a guys face, butt on the nose, facing the toes and she accidentally farts.

To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.

by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017