Fucking shit, motherfucker! 

1. Exclamation of frustration most commonly used when unable to accomplish a relativly simple or mundane task.

2. Realization of common knowledge.

I just got home from work, and found my wife fucking some other dude, so I yelled, FUCKING SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Fucking shit, motherfucker! by mattstud36 December 25, 2003

off my koolade motherfucker

get off the bitch i've been flirting with

yo get off my koolade motherfucker

off my koolade motherfucker by sploogey McSplooge August 18, 2003

gayass motherfucker 

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

gayass motherfucker by DirkD January 24, 2007

Limp Dick Motherfucker 

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.

When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"

Limp Dick Motherfucker by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009

badass motherfucker 

Samuel L. Jackson. See also: Chuck Norris.

Man, that guy is one badass motherfucker.

badass motherfucker by pk_sage January 1, 2007

penguin lookin motherfucker 

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.

1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?

penguin lookin motherfucker by vastheman February 18, 2009

sorry looking motherfucker 

One that looks sorry but is a motherfucker.
A person that you feel sorry for but is a motherfucker.

Look at Angle he looks like he got ass-raped and beaten up, that sorry looking motherfucker.

sorry looking motherfucker by Pancha May 15, 2007