mormon drive by

When a Mormon cums on all his wives faces in a row.

Did you hear Tim Mormon drive byed his wives?

by Swopx July 15, 2015

Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.

"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."

by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016

mormon bishop

Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.

I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.

by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018

moreon

What you actually said ("more on"), but the nearby "moron" wif a chip on his shoulder wasn't listening/thinking properly.

You: This truck isn't filled with as much wood as it can safely carry --- we can add some moreon.
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Moroni

An idiot who needs to shut up and leave.

Despite pretending to be an Italian word this word originated in 4chan, specifically in kpop threads.

-I don't think she's that cute, because...
-SHE IS AN ANGEL SHUT UP MORONI FUCK YOU JUST LEAVE NOW

by not a moroni November 27, 2018

Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism

I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Moron

Zac

Zac is a moron

by WriterKilljoy16 September 26, 2019