Proper noun. Used to describe ones large, lifted, comfortable, gas guzzling SUV that is driven primarily in the backwoods. A synonym for a Chevrolet Suburban and/or GMC Yukon Xl.
One corporate suburbanite says to the other, while sipping his overpriced latte, "Check out the hick in the Montana Cadillac"! Both giggle as they wait for AAA to come and pull their Audi/BMW/Mercedes out of a snow filled ditch.
by IA Backwoods Boy May 6, 2011
Get the Montana Cadillac mug.To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
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A sloppy, unattractive,unmanicured vagina. Maybe some Arby's or Horsey sauce could make it more appealing.
Hey, what are you having for lunch?
The Arby's Big Montana!
Damn, that snatch looks just like the Big Montana from Arby's.
The Arby's Big Montana!
Damn, that snatch looks just like the Big Montana from Arby's.
by matthew dewbre December 30, 2003
Get the Arby's Big Montana mug.Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.
by dj mbm August 10, 2008
Get the [Hannah Montana] mug.Dood I totally Hannah Montana'd this one girl I knew.
I'd really like to Hannah Montana her.
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by Pacman92 February 25, 2010
Get the Hannah Montana mug.a. mental asylum for chinese and indian kids who score 1600's on their sats
b. the monta vista football team isnt sure what a touchdown is
c. reference to a really boring event
d. (montavistan) those who make up for what they lack in logic with ap test scores and will never make it in the real world
b. the monta vista football team isnt sure what a touchdown is
c. reference to a really boring event
d. (montavistan) those who make up for what they lack in logic with ap test scores and will never make it in the real world
a. who got the highest sat score? some douche bag chink/indian from monta vista.
b. lynbrook kid - 'yess! we get to play monta vista for homecoming game, no way we can lose this time..'
c. man, our dance was turned into a total monta vista... sucked ass
d. dang, another monta vistan got a perfect calc ap test... too bad he wont ever score that high with a girl.
b. lynbrook kid - 'yess! we get to play monta vista for homecoming game, no way we can lose this time..'
c. man, our dance was turned into a total monta vista... sucked ass
d. dang, another monta vistan got a perfect calc ap test... too bad he wont ever score that high with a girl.
by another asian nerd April 27, 2005
Get the monta vista mug.Where kids get expelled/suspended for "hacking" the school network
Where kids like to provoke Indian gangsters, and get chased down by big guys with knives and a black Hummer
Where there are "gang fights" over smoking turf in the library
Where two teachers have been sacked due to student complaints (officially sexual harrasment)
Where there is currently a petition to readopt the sacked teacher's grading policy, because people who had 86% and above got an A. Which isn't true anymore, after the aforementioned teacher got sacked, which means you've got an angry mob of MV students with B's. Never good.
Where kids like to provoke Indian gangsters, and get chased down by big guys with knives and a black Hummer
Where there are "gang fights" over smoking turf in the library
Where two teachers have been sacked due to student complaints (officially sexual harrasment)
Where there is currently a petition to readopt the sacked teacher's grading policy, because people who had 86% and above got an A. Which isn't true anymore, after the aforementioned teacher got sacked, which means you've got an angry mob of MV students with B's. Never good.
"Did you hear _____ was expelled for getting the network password?"
"No fucking way! In other schools, kids get expelled for shooting people, not attempting to cheat, like at Monta Vista"
"No fucking way! In other schools, kids get expelled for shooting people, not attempting to cheat, like at Monta Vista"
by asfdj January 5, 2008
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