Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

manopoly

/man•op'•pO•lee/ n. the situation of being the only single, straight male in a large group, especially in the workplace.

Jay: Is the new guy in the Compliance department married or gay?
Paige: Why?
Jay: Cuz I like being the only straight, single guy in this company. Lots of pretty girls here, and only me to flirt with.
Paige: that's creepy.
Rick: No, he's just trying to protect his manopoly.

by El Jay December 24, 2008

Monobrow

A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.

The guy in the corner with his computer and World of Warcraft T-shirt sure has a rockin' monobrow.

by Smb05 December 8, 2010

Monoboob

A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.

Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?

by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

mono

Salvadorean term for young boy. could also be used "mona" for girl

Ese mono esta jodiendo.

by YOYOGIZZLE June 14, 2010