Effective Monday

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

by Casey Fleming September 13, 2007

Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga January 11, 2009

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009

mondayed

similar to being out of your mind, drunk, stoned and more...

Lets get mondayed on Monday!

by ShanBan May 13, 2005

monday

the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.

"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."

by MLIAlover20 January 1, 2012

Minecraft Monday

Where the Minecraft God plays survival Minecraft epicly

I like to watch Minecraft Monday

by Anotherfellowgamer July 19, 2019

Blue Monday

Cool 1983 song from New Order. Gained giant popularity in the late 90's when the band Orgy covered it for their album Candyass.

Blue Monday is an amazing song.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 26, 2011