Morraquita

Morraquita (mo-rra-kee-tah); a young woman, generally of Hispanic descent, who is easily impressed by a man with money, fine clothing, or a seemingly important job (i.e. an office-space with a view and computer screens).

(Guy introducing his girl to his friend at work)

Guy #1: “Mira man, this is my morraquita”
Guy #2: “Do you mean your morrita??”
Guy #1: “Nah man she’s a morraquita, she’s very impressed with my computer screens”
Morraquita: “Wow babe this is where you work?! Cuantas computadoras! Mi novio es muy importante!”

by flunflinflas July 23, 2014

Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

by chitsb January 9, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy devil is one sexy beast reject his sexual consent and he will give you the big sad. His suit and his cunning looks will entrance you in love. You wont be able to live with out him he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: Dude i just pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on your grandma.

Ethan: Fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

mordetwi

a ship between mordecai from popular cartoon regular show and twilight sparkles from popular cartoon my little pony

most popular for a drawing that included song lyrics to airplanes by B.o.B

person 1: you know mordetwi?
person 2: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
person 1: i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.

by sodanyx July 15, 2021

morrowind

A dusty world of alien experiences, among the Dark Elves...where tiresome irritants like friends, family, and reality are hardly even relevant. A true Morrowind player will ignore pests like spouses and parents, who do not understand who vital it is to be named the Nerevarine!

"My girlfriend moaned about Morrowind, so I dumped her for sexy Ranis at the Mage Guild."

by Curt Sibling January 6, 2008

morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before

My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!

by Conker1 October 4, 2016