Zu Ming is my little brother!
by I am dead. February 9, 2021
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Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
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