mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

mind job

When one's mind is blown.
Instead of, "That blows my mind," You say, "You just gave me a mind job."

Also known as an MJ

Someone tells a wild story, you say: "You just gave me the best mind job. Nice work."

by mindblower March 2, 2008

Mind Haxorz

A real Yu-Gi-Oh card widely thought by non-players to be a "photoshopped" or spoofed card. The card allows a player to : "Pay 500 Life Points. Look at your opponents hand and all Set cards on his/her side of the field."

Player 1 : "I play trap card Mind Haxorz."

Player 2 : "lol whatever thats not a real card"

Player 1: "Ya it is n00b"

Player 2 : Fux! Oh wait I have Jinzo on the field n00b"

Player 1 : "Fux!"

by Kujila September 6, 2005

Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot

Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.

A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008

Mind blown

The physiological response that gives rise to that feeling when you experience for the first time a new perspective.

"Hey man, did you know that Sumerians from ancient Mesopotamia defined zero as a placeholder to indicate the absence of a digit, for example as in "102"?

It was only the Babylonians who developed the concept that zero is a number itself that represents a quantity of nothingness, as opposed to a placeholder meant to indicate absence of a digit"

***think about it; once you get it, mind blown***

by I0V3 July 7, 2018

mind control

The minipulation of a subject's mind which causes the subject to perform a task when the set condition is triggered. This can be open to awareness or not by the subject. The minipulator is a malicious person/group using the media, sounds, etc. as a medium for such minipulations.

The government, Illuminati, the media... your mom, etc.

by AstralBlaze2012 August 24, 2003