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by Anonymous October 7, 2003
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miami

A place where literally nobody knows how to speak America's official language (english), even at somthing like McDonalds which gets really annoying when you are lost and everyone speaks only spanish. Even the billboards are in spanish.

Also a place where every one who lives in every other city hates because of the language barrier, and has the most shadiest areas west of south beach. (keep an eye on your wheels at stoplights)
Man! these people dont speak english, i must be in Miami or somthing.
by Rymps April 22, 2007
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miami muzzle

when you shit in a person's mouth and duck tape it closed, often done when some ignorant babel is spoken
when i was at the bar, the discussion of politics came up, and her political views made me want to give her a miami muzzle.
by jopmia July 25, 2007
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Miramichi

Where the men are men and so are the women.
Ya know them lads that claim they drink a quart of jack every night? .. Well their wives actually do.

Miramichi
by jaiwnn August 8, 2012
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Miami

Miami the best place in Florida. it's called the sunshine state thought i think it should be changed to the sunshine state (during the day) because every day at night it rains like crazy. Miami has the best places to live like : Coral gables home to university of miami, south miami home to south miami hospital (best hospital) coconut grove home to coco walk (best mall of life), and Miami beach which is home to skinny people including: gays, hot chicks, and sexy guys. Miami has a lot of violence and the schools are all very unique best place to live int the U.S for sure. The beach is nice and some people go everyday.
Miami is awesome dude i just fucked a stripper and im 15!!!!!!!
by WILYTO October 31, 2009
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Miami Heat

Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!
by MiamiFer December 10, 2011
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Miami

> A place that you can never have "nothing" to do.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.
Miami is where homes are destroyed to build condos for idiot tourists who apparently don't have the ability to read maps properly
by Miami Gal January 29, 2007
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