Micaela

Someone who has really good style, but no one likes her because she can be a cold harded bitch sometimes. She gets orgasms every couple minutes, and loves to play with her dog.

"I'm so happy i dont have a Micaela for a friend"

by ihatemicaela82 January 14, 2009

Anti-Midas Touch

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

MIDDEL SCHOOL!

an evil place where parents put u.
some teachers give u something that says ur in trouble
cuz u should no what the hand book says!
MIDDEL SCHOOL=Deepest pit in hell
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing ever or
become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow and preps are eviler than satin him self.
when teachers say it's hard for them too, they're all lieing. they LOVE putting big marks all over ur paper.

Mom, don't make me go back to MIDDEL SCHOOL!
today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!

by adreana rush March 25, 2007

midge

1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

midge

To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

Midge

Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger October 18, 2008