making johns 

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

making johns by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

Making Put

Pretending or wishing you were making out. Can also refer to doing anything romantic or sexual.

So I was in this alley making put with this girl and it was pretty great. Just making put. I make put all the time. I make put when I'm tired, I make put when I'm bored, I make put when I'm eating.

Making Put by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

mikeing your beer 

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over

Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!

mikeing your beer by Saint Syd January 1, 2009

Miting 

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

Miting by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

Mikinized 

Another term for being mesmerized, being completely charmed into and or fallen completely for.

Boy 1: Every girl I talked to just blew me off. They're all head over heals for this other guy that just came into the party..

Boy 2: Yeah man, all the girl's have officially been Mikinized..

Mikinized by MorningAfterProductions December 4, 2011

Making Knees 

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.

"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"

Making Knees by actual-size September 14, 2013

mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.

"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"

mixing the cake by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014