metric shitload

Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.

by eltjim November 12, 2004

mericans

how our incompetant president pronounces the name of the citizens of America. Possibly due to his stupidity and his southern backround (but more stupidity.)

"My fellow mericans, tonight we face a crisis against terrorism..."

by bush-haha yea right November 22, 2003

metric time

A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.

person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!

by Edmoil December 10, 2008

merritt island high school

A booksmart school but none of the kids having any common sense at all and people are totally rude, and full of rapists and their math program is SHIT .

“You go to merritt island high school?”

“Yeah why bitch?”

“ god i was just asking”

by Stealingyagirl December 3, 2017

Merrimack

merrimack nh. an interesting place. full of "gangsters", jocks, sluts, emos, nerds, the list goes on. the schools here arent that good, with the high school being a great example of that! MHS has tons of fights, drugs, underage drinking, and the high school itself is very rundown. the town itself consists of many apartment buildings, tons of middle class neighborhoods, and a few rich neighborhoods. merrimack is around 85% white. the crime rate here is low but we still have crime. the water here is contaminated. MERRIMACK ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!

Maine resident: We went down to Merrimack for only 2 hours and was already thinking about commiting suicide, thats how awful it is...

Merrimack resident: Yeah....., its a complete shithole down here........

by Newhanpshiredude101 August 23, 2016

Merriweather

A barrel chested freedom fighting motherfucker you don't want to tangle with.

That kid Merriweather is a beast in combat.

by SHIT HOUSE POET December 30, 2016

yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005