mercenary

The coolest job in the world.

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...

by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005

mercer island

An astonishing and fairly plentiful city filled with beautiful, educated WHITE people, and good grammar.

Mercer Island residents know how to spell, unlike the clearly uneducated nigger that wrote the definition above this. Let me put this in terms you will understand. If you do not like Mercer Island, "then keep its name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same." - Dr. Dre

by Sly (EMW) April 26, 2006

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

bordel de merde

The French slang expression bordel de merde ("whorehouse of shit") is a more explicit variant of merde ("shit"), and is used to indicate one's frustration/anger/disappointment with a strongly unpleasant situation.

In some French regions, notably in the south of France, an even more eloquent variant is used with the wonderful expression "bordel ton cul qui pompe merde".

Literally: "whorehouse your ass that pumps/squirts shit."

Tu m'as foutu, bordel de merde! = You fucked me, fucking crap (whorehouse shit)!
Tu m'as foutu , bordel ton cul qui pompe merde! = You fucked me, whorehouse your ass that squirts shit!

by Gleufje March 21, 2017

Merrell

She is kind, sweet, outgoing, and perfect. She is always positive and has a rocking bod. She always puts her friends first and never gets angry, every one is jealous of how talented and beautiful she is. Similar is perfection

Bobby: "Have you heard of that girl Merrell"
Jake: "yeah, she is totally awesome! She's like the most popular girl at our school"

by Pleasestoptalkingtome April 29, 2016

Marretta

Is just an completely loving, caring person full of energy. She is also very loud and doesn't know when to shut up but everyone can't help but love her. She is/will be a great mother. Treats everyone as her own kids. She is the sweetest person alive. Don't fuck with her or her kids or she murder in a very gruesome way.

girl 1: I have no where to go!
guy 2: Just go to Marretta's house!

by fuckyobitchinas July 16, 2014

meiren

a name for a girl most likely given in japan. the meaning of this name is black lotus. for mei and kuro means black ,and ren means lotus

me: meiren what is your game avatar name .
meiren: its black lotus

by seon_castle July 14, 2017