mermaidin'

when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...

Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"

Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"

by pdp assault September 9, 2011

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

Mercy Dollar

A Mercy Dollar is a single Dollar that you give to an Ugly Stripperat a Strip Club so that she goes away.

Dude, just give her a Mercy Dollar or she's just going to keep standing there and we'll never see the hot strippers

by Lance.Pimpstrong October 14, 2015

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

Mercy code

The 'Mercy Code' states that any bro must let another bro off the hook for a dare or bet that has been lost if it has serious impact on their ability to get chicks. If any physical bet was lost, the better must revoke the claim if the bettee is going to be trying to get girls within a certain time frame. For example, if the bettee has parties coming up, he must be at his prime. A true bro knows this. And therefore a bro must help him as much as possible. If the the 'Mercy Code' is broken, then whoever broke it shall be considered a dog to his fellow bros.

Guy #1: "Did you hear what happened to jake?"
Guy #2: "He got the mercy code from sean didn't he?"
Guy #1: "Nah sean completely dogged him, made him go to Jessica's in a thong. He's a little shit"

by scottmcdonald January 6, 2016

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016