melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

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person M: " yeh"

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person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

by porn pirate February 25, 2008

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mexborough weed whiffer

Verb:

1:Shoving a spliff up someones anus, lighting it, flipping it round so that the lit end is now in the persons anus an attempting to smoke it. Often played as a game to see who can have the most drags before it goes out. The person who puts the spliff is called the whiff master

Lets play mexborough weed whiffer
Who's the whiff master?

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

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