Mayonnaisium

Typically found in the homes of the irresponsibly wealthy, a room designated for swimming in mayonnaise.

(The scene: Lord Wealthy's Manor. Doorbell chimes Tik-Tok by Ke$ha. Bulter Jeeves opens door)

Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I'm Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.

Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I'm afraid m'lud will be delayed momentarily.

Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.

J: Not at all, sir. M'lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.

Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.

by 2curious May 15, 2010

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

Magcon

Macgon is a group of wonderful teen boys that make vines. They go on tour and meet fans these boys are amazing people. Us Magcon fans like to call them "internet celebrities" they did recently break up which is so sad to all whole fandom of Magcon.

"i want to see Magcon in tour so bad"

by Magcon is bae af February 25, 2015

mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

by Chaffee March 23, 2008

MayonAIDS

When you have sex with someone with aids and you only have mayonnaise to use as lube.

The hooker from last night only had mayo to use for anal and now I got mayonAIDS!!

by zenno December 18, 2014

Mayonez spoon

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

Maymona

Maymona is an Arabic name that means “the good one” or “the happy one”

Maymona is a person who is pure hearted and never fails to help anyone

“Maymona just helped me study for my math homework like she always does”

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “To Maymona’s”

Mom: “Oh okay say hi to her she’s such a good girl”

by Sultanah October 31, 2019