Maximillian Alexander Smith

A man prepared to punch a magician.

Maximillian Alexander Smith is a bad ass mother fucker that runs from vicious lions for his morning workout.

by Kahn lee September 5, 2013

maximinimised

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.

He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.

by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016

Maximiliane

German name, female. Not to confuse with 'Maximilian', which is a boys name. Since there are literally 0,0001% of girls called Maximiliane, you can feel special if you know one. And even more special if you can call one your friend.

" My best friend's called Maximiliane"
"FOR REAL?! My grandma used to tell me about Maximilianes... I never thought they really existed"

"Hey, I'm Maximiliane"

"... Maximilian? But you're a girl.

...
Aren't you?"

by carly00 January 28, 2017

macxin

a black crackhead

"look at that macxin"

by ccuucccyyttoo October 24, 2017

Maxicunt

An individual, or individuals who exceed the standard level of being a cunt.

That cunt has maximised his cunt quota for the day...he's a maxicunt.

by Lord F-R May 30, 2018

Maxdiel

The NICEST guy ever. He's so nice and perfect. He is fit, tan, nice, funny, smart, and sexy.

Girl: look at that guy! He's such a Maxdiel

by 0-melancholy-0 June 11, 2018

Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!

Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!

by boobcak December 4, 2018