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matthew

A tall really cute ,athletic, swee,funny charming and smart guy. He has a great personality, gorgeus green , with a really hot voice. He is liked by many but only has eyes for the girl he loves
Person1: I am so glad we are going out with Matthews.
Person2: I know, we're just that special.
by mimick December 4, 2011
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Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!
by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011
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Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016
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matthewitis

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!
Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.
by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016
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matthew chen

/Adj./very Asian

/verb/ getting a good grade

/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn
Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen
by Asainm March 19, 2017
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Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
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mathew killer

A overweight fat dog who spends his life buying micro transactions on ps4. Also wouldn’t know what to do with a girl if he even got the chance.
Oi mathew killer your a stupid fat dog
by Killer Is Fat January 10, 2018
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