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Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis
I masterbated so hard last night I cummed
by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023
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masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.
Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.
I am a masterbather.
by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023
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Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.
That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!
by soulglider July 21, 2023
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masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.
Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.
by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023
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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.
The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.
by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024
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