manderbash

to jerk off

i will jerk off

by int January 14, 2004

manderwich

Sandwich made by Mander (See definition of Mander in the glossary). A sandwhich that is made by the white crust left on you sheets after sex.

After having sex the previous night, John made a manderwich with the mander he woke up in the next morning

by Amanda April 18, 2005

bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.

Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.

by QuacksO May 3, 2018

Mander

In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.

We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.

by gerrymanderers association October 20, 2010

manferno

the almighty surfer dude who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.... also loves franzia

hammerwolf: dude that surfer dude is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet

by coalition of virginity October 13, 2004

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014