Ilusha Mammadov

(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!

Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!

by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019

mammydo

to have a haircut done so badly,it looks like you mom cut it for you!

We were all hanging out after 3rd period and strated laughing when skater dude walked up with the worst mammydo ever!

by Noelle S January 24, 2007

Mammate

The act of an animal basking upon a sun-warmed rock, in order to warm the body and invigorate its sperm. Most commonly applied to a Sea-Dave.

Overheard: (Sea-Dave) 'Im going to mammate on that rock over yonder'

by Chatswood February 7, 2009

Mammana

A common mispelling of the song "manamana". If anyone had this as a last name it would be the coolest thing ever.

man 1: mammana do doo da do do!
man 2: its manamana dude. fail.

by blackjuicybedonkadonh December 29, 2009

Mammager

A manager with impressive mammary glands. Aka, a hot female manager.

I couldn't concentrate all day. My mammager kept stopping by my desk wearing that Jennifer shirt.

by BigGuyWI May 27, 2011

Mammaled

A combination of being mangled and pummeled.

During a large hail storm with a car sitting outdoors, " Your car is getting mammaled right now."

by dltrev August 1, 2011

MAMADLB

Make A Move And Don't Look Back. Term used when doing something stupid with mates.

Bloke 1: Go one set fire to your pubes

Bloke 2: MAMADLB

by Fli678 November 1, 2011