candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

space machine

An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.

I lost my dignity at the space machine.

by resident of the space machine February 26, 2008

gyno machine

aka abductor (push legs apart) & addoctor (pull legs together) fitness machines. gyno machines are one of the most entertaining weight equipment systems to work with, specifically if you have creepy guys watching you.

FEEL THE BURN.
gyno machines are quite a necessity in a great workout

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

Muska Machine

I girl who gives lots of blow jobs primarily to arabs and somalians.

"man i got a blow job from muska machine last night."

"Ewww she's a bucket!"

by just in time February 11, 2009

Rube Machine

A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.

Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"

Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"

Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"

by tmullins181 December 13, 2010

Virtual Machine

An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware

Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads

Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine

by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017

california vending machine

Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.

Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby

by Zockthecock September 23, 2013